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God Checks Into Rehab For Gambling Addiction

Elysium, SPIRIT WORLD—Professional personal deity God has checked Himself into a rehabilitation centre in the Elysian Fields, citing gaming problems and schizophrenia. The aleph-null-year-old Creator, also known as Yahweh, first acknowledged His incessant habit of playing dice last century. All-powerful…

Horoscopes

Aries It’s not easy being green, but after your organic chemistry precept this week you might just have to get used to it. Taurus When you find yourself in a situation so insane that not even the stars could have…