Why Are We Exiling Our Roommates?
-EL ’15 with illustration by JB ’15
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Things I Am Sorry For
For those of you who don’t know, last week was the Day of Atonement, when Jews stop eating for a day and get judged. Part of that process involves going around to everyone I know and apologizing for all of…
The 7 People You Will Meet Your Freshman Year
The Kid Who’s Just Really Excited to Be Here This is the kid whose wardrobe is comprised of a rotation of all of the free residential college gear he received, along with a pair of khaki cargo pants (the cleanliness…
56 Movie Titles Made Into Cat Puns
Cattyshack. The Big Meowski. The Clawfather.
LikeaLittle Posts that Made Me Swoon
9:23 pm- At Dillon: Female, Blonde I am a hideous wretch who has no hope at improving my physique. You are a very hot and fit female person who is well out of my league, and you really don’t need…