To my roommates, With the end of midterms and my return to campus, I’d like to take this opportunity to announce my reintroduction of several oft-requested habits that were lost during midterms week, namely: Shaving Laundry General hygiene Nocturnal sleep…
Chemistry What you’ll need: Course textbook Procedure: Choose a seat near the back of the classroom Put the textbook on your lap Rest your head on your hands and pretend to be reading the textbook Close your eyes and sleep…
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The Professor Location: Stands at the very front of the room. He is also the only person standing in the class, to emphasize his position as the supreme ruler of that room. Secret thoughts during class: “Man, I really hope…
“Brains, braaaaiiiinnns,” says one newly focused protester A recent zombie outbreak in the heart of the New York financial sector has given a new purpose to the Wall Street protests. These protests, also known as “Occupy Wall Street”, have been…