A Letter to the Defense
From the desk of Offense… Defense, Where do you get off? Special teams told me what you said about me. I’m a showoff? Is that so? Where do you get the nerve? I’m busy winning games over here. You think…
Stephen von Stolzenberg
Reinterpreting Antiquity
Let’s be honest: Who hasn’t walked through a museum at some point in their life and thought to themselves that archaeologists are full of baloney? I certainly have. For instance, when I was visiting the Istanbul Archaeology Museum this summer, I found…
Hezbollah Lego League Under Fire
This is Darby Billington reporting from Hezbollah’s 3rd Annual Lego League Championship here in Beirut. And let me tell you John, outrage is afoot.
Breaking News: Construction at Tiger Inn Leads to Discovery of Beer Field Brewing Beneath the Street
During "State Night," large quantities of beer were incorporated into the surface soil. Over the course of time, sedimentation buried the mixture, which was compressed by the heavy foot-traffic of male Brodontesauruses wandering aimlessly around TI hoping to get laid.
Failed New Years’ Resolutions from Figures in Popular Culture
At the beginning of the year, many people around the world resolve to do things they’ll never see fit to follow through with. If you are reading this, you are probably one of them.