“I really like programming, but I’ll never be pretty enough to be a computer engineer.” Heather Rogers, like countless other 6-12 year old girls, is part of the next generation of victims in Mattel’s 50-year crusade against women in the…
The devastating breakup with his live-in girlfriend of three years has left local man Andrew White emotionally drained and hungry. “I really thought she was the one,” White told reporters, speaking from a poorly lit bedroom that reflected the darkness …
Colonial Hoses 90% of First Round Sign-Ins “We’re really sorry, man. It was a really strong year, and I spoke hard for you, but it just wasn’t to be.” Alfred Blair ’12 (name changed to protect his remaining scraps of…
NEW YORK – “What the hell!? I can’t see out these damn things. What am I going to do with six hundred thousand “2010” sunglasses that don’t even fit over my eyes!? Oh God, I’m ruined!” said Richard Sclafani, inventor…
GENEVA – “Blindly you have ignored the signs; recklessly did you disregard our warnings. Now this world shall burn!” said Dr. Daniel Bernstein at the IPCC’s press conference in Geneva. Bernstein, a scientist who has devoted much of his career…