To my roommates, With the end of midterms and my return to campus, I’d like to take this opportunity to announce my reintroduction of several oft-requested habits that were lost during midterms week, namely: Shaving Laundry General hygiene Nocturnal sleep…
Hi, everyone. Heart here. Lately, I’ve been doing a lot of thinking and I’ve realized that my time as a planeeter is done. This wasn’t an easy decision and it—hey, where are you going? I’m serious this time! Don’t doubt…
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Dear Mr. Assange: I’m a 3rd grader from Buffalo, New York and I’m your biggest fan. Your website, Wikileaks, has published so many government secrets, it has made diplomatic relations like that scene in Mean Girls where everyone found out…
These wise, portly little figures have more in common than just a strong resemblance to the Cabbage Patch Kids. They are able to create profound statements out of effortlessly simple sentence structures. Masters of repetition… Churchill: never give in, never…