In a move which seems calculated to alienate his already-shrinking fan base, President Barack Obama has hired director M. Night Shyamalan to replace Senior Advisor David Axelrod. “I just think my first term could really use a twist-ending,” said the President, defending his…
1. He’s only talking to me for my boobs. …True. But it could be worse. He could be talking to you for your personality. 2. He’s only hooking up with me for my boobs. …Still true. But it could be…
Hello, Freshman. It’s me, Senior. Yes, I can see you. I can see everything you are doing and everything you are thinking and everything you are eating and everywhere you are and everywhere you have been. I am judging you more than…
We had a little extra footage of Timmy dancing from our Welcome to Princeton video, so naturally we set it to “Damn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta,” as popularized by Office Space. Enjoy.
Welcome to Princeton, from your friends at The Princeton Tiger and the USG! Do you like funny things? Are you capable of forming a smile? Are you able to read, at least a little? Then you too can join The…