Gravestone
By Jason Kaplan ’12
Jim Valcourt
North Korea Develops “Taunt Offensive”
Documents detailing a top-secret North Korean military program intended to weaponize common insults were published yesterday by several leading news organizations, including The New York Times, The Times in London, and What the Buck. According to the reports, the program…
Cereal Mascots Vie To Replace Dean Malkiel
With Dean Malkiel leaving Princeton, our great university has to find someone to fill that gap. What we need in our next Dean is someone with name recognition, strong moral fiber, and no history of murder: we don’t want a…
Lizstomania: 10 Things The Author Can Do Better Drunk
Remember the lyrics to ‘Stand by Me’ to the melody of ‘Lean on Me’ Yell people’s names, or a name that starts with the same first letter as their name, or a name that bears no similarity to their name…
How I Would Use The Harry Potter Franchise
J.K. Rowling recently hinted to Oprah that she might consider writing more Harry Potter books. In the spirit of sucking any remaining life out of the franchise, here are some real-life products they might consider producing to support the new…