Dear Batman, You probably don’t know me. But I know you—very well. It was a cool evening last Sunday, at about 6 p.m., when you crashed my head through the bank teller’s window and yelled, “Justice never sleeps!” in that idiotically gruff…
MOSCOW – Canada and Russia, the two former Cold War enemies, have recently found that they have far more shared interests than conflicts. In a joint press conference in the Siberian city of Novosibirsk Monday evening, Russian president Dmitry Medvedev…
CollegeBoard President Gaston Caperton announced last Sunday on the company’s official website a new slew of preparatory tests for the SAT that begin in fall 2012. The new Preliminary SATs shall be called PnSATs, where CollegeBoard defines PnSAT to be…
Chemistry What you’ll need: Course textbook Procedure: Choose a seat near the back of the classroom Put the textbook on your lap Rest your head on your hands and pretend to be reading the textbook Close your eyes and sleep…
The Professor Location: Stands at the very front of the room. He is also the only person standing in the class, to emphasize his position as the supreme ruler of that room. Secret thoughts during class: “Man, I really hope…