Dan Brown in High School
Ever wonder what kind of childhood turns a normal writer into Dan Brown? Well, now you know.
Jim Valcourt
A Brief Commentary on the Lyrics of Kanye West’s Verses in E.T. by Katy Perry
I got a dirty mind/ I got filthy ways/ I’m tryna bathe my ape in your Milky Way Kanye starts off strong here. He establishes off the bat that, despite Katy Perry’s best attempts to make this into a weird…
Why Jason Derülo is the Pinnacle of Musical Ingenuity
He sings his name before every song You know what it is. You’re rocking out to some dope-ass beats and then, “It’s the Cataracs” drops out of nowhere. At first you think, “Why?” But then you’re relieved you won’t have…
Joe Paterno Also Covered Up Who Killed JFK, Where Other Sock Goes In Dryer
In a shocking new twist in the Penn State case, disgraced former head of the Penn State football program Joe Paterno has been found to have covered up far more than previously thought. In addition to charges of failing to adequately…
TZ Horton’s Biweekly Terminological Repertoire
Unbepissed – adj. the quality of not having been urinated upon. An absolutely necessary word which serves the purpose of making the distinction between things which have, and have not been urinated upon. Contradistinction – n. contrast. Because “in contrast…