The Birth of Keystone Lite
In the beginning, God created beer. It mostly went downhill from there. Soon after He created beer, God became bored and needed someone to get drunk and watch March Madness with. Thus man came to be. After a fortnight of…
In the beginning, God created beer. It mostly went downhill from there. Soon after He created beer, God became bored and needed someone to get drunk and watch March Madness with. Thus man came to be. After a fortnight of…
The Wu/Wilcox dining halls reportedly started off the year with 1300 mugs and now have only 64 remaining. So what happened to the other 1236 mugs? By our accounting: 65 were used as accent pieces for “dirty hipster” theme night…
The Toyota Motor Company today announced it is expanding its recall of products with faulty accelerators to include the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN). Many operators of CERN’s multi-billion-dollar particle accelerator, the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), complained that the…
Lady Gaga: Hey, Beyonce. Beyonce: Are you Lady Gaga or a talking pile of bubble wrap? It is difficult to tell these days. Lady Gaga: Gaga. So I have this idea. For a video. It’s pretty weird. Beyonce: Like, normal…
The Harvard administration eliminated hot breakfasts for Harvard students due to budget cuts, and the situation was desperate. These kids needed an angel… and they got several. On Friday, November 6, The Princeton Tiger led a humanitarian aid mission to…