Flowchart For Asking A Girl Out
This is based on an actual flowchart made by an actual Tiger staffer as a guide to asking out an actual girl. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. I cannot stress enough how real, sad, and hilarious the…
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Paul Muldoon Critiques Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok”
The Princeton Tiger presents another edition of “Discussions in Contemporary Poetry,” a series in which we ask important people stupid questions. In this episode, we critique Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok” with Princeton Professor Paul Muldoon, Pulitzer Prize-winning poet and Poetry Editor…
The Journal of William Gates, the Internet Explorer
In 1804, President Thomas Jefferson charged Meriwether Lewis and William Gates with exploring and mapping the territory acquired in the famed “Facebook Purchase.” The following are excerpts from Mr. William “Bill” Gates’s log. May 14, 1804 – We depart Redmond…
Why “Step Up 3D” Is A Threat To America
When I first saw the original Step Up, I felt strangely unnerved. Perhaps I was afraid that the movie would finally force me to abandon my life of crime to embrace the healing power of dance. Maybe I was saddened…
Ask Tiger: Why Can’t I Find A Summer Fling?
Q: Dear Tiger, It’s most of the way through the summer, and I haven’t yet had a fling with a hot babe. What’s wrong with me? Is it my Star Wars action figure collection? -Han Solo by the Shore A:…