Class Council Campaign Promises
Free townies, rain means class is optional, and residential college graveyards.
Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
McGraw Center Study Tips THEY DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW
Go to class Go to the right class Remember that large lectures can’t be missed but nobody will notice if you skip precept Make the kid with the glasses be your lab partner Find your “Hermione” Find a nice place…
How to Successfully Embezzle Money from Your Student Group
By Tim Matchen, Chairman Emeritus Let me start with a disclaimer: I have never, ever embezzled money from The Princeton Tiger (though I make no similar claims about my interactions with The Daily Princetonian)—but if I had wanted to, I totally…
Spires and Gargoyles – Reunions 2014
A message from the chairman: It is 5 am on the Sunday morning after Reunions, you are under a tent at the 5th smoking a Camel, and you have seen some things. You saw a high-school girl with a fifth…
Eight Signs You Went to Princeton But Have Total Retrograde Amnesia
You ALWAYS tell people you went to “a small liberal arts school in New Jersey” because that’s all you’ve been able to piece together of the life you had before.