Concussed or Just High?
-Pivi Vijayakumar ’15
Former Writers Who Wish To Remain Anonymous
A Tragic Rejection
HEY GIRL YOU REMIND ME OF MY GRANDPA I MEAN YOU’RE NICE YOU’RE NOT OLD ALSO I HOPE YOU DON’T HAVE A PENIS FUCK CAN WE START OVER? HEY GIRL GOING TO THE FRESHMAN FORMAL? I HEAR IT’S PRETTY FANCY COLONIAL HAS SOME…
Faust
Princeton’s Faust: An Adaptation of Wolfgang von Goethe’s Faust By: Stephen Stolzenberg PART I Cast: Mephistopheles (the Devil) God (The President of the University) Faust (The hero) Brander, Frosch, Siebel, and Altmayer – 21 Club Members Heavenly Host (Senior and…
Freshman Lost During Outdoor Action Returns
In what students are calling a miracle of human endurance, the freshman Greg Shifter has finally returned to campus a full semester after the rest of his Outdoor Action group. The newest member of Forbes College, Shifter was separated from his…
The Adventures of Sharkbat: Part 1!