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In what many students are already calling this year’s most shocking incident of organized rhyme, three members of the Princeton Tigertones were hospitalized Thursday morning after being serenaded and shot at from a moving vehicle.
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I auditioned for every single a cappella group that Princeton has to offer: The Tigertones, The Roaring Twenties, The Nassoons, The Tiger Lilies… all of them, but not one of the groups gave me so much as a callback because of blatant and unabashed discrimination.
After more than two years of hesitation and inaction regarding the crisis in the Syrian Studies department, President Eisgruber announced at a press conference Tuesday morning the university’s decision to intervene due to “the objectionable behavior of the department head," Bashar Assad.
