Are you single? More importantly, are you desperate? Finally, do you want to cross the border between planets and species into a realm of pleasures unknown? Our guide to intergalactic dating will fulfill all of your xenophiliic needs. Sylvus: The…
Dear Admitted Student, Congratulations! You are coming to Princeton. It has been pre-ordained. Not by the stars (we control those) but by our media stranglehold. You’ll spend a few weeks pretending to juggle your “options”, but everything has already been…
Sober Master Style: Drunken Master Style’s straight-laced sister school. Mixed Martial Arts and Crafts: The fusion of paper mache and bone-crushing elbow strikes. The Art of Fighting Without Fighting: Avoiding conflict through nostalgic viewings of Enter the Dragon. Masochistic Crane:…
World 1-1. Two plumbers stretch in the locker room. Luigi: So. What’s on the agenda this time? Mario: You know what it is. It’s the same thing it always is. L: The dragon guy? Again? M: He’s more like a…
David: I can’t do another episode of this. Alex: Find a way to cheer up, like me! I’ve got a bottle full of Xanax waiting for me at home. David: I’ve got a twelve gauge. Cameraman: We’re rolling. They can…