People don't question me when I tell them that I'm married to the sea.
“Last Saturday, I was more charming than I've ever been and hit on this really cute freshman like a pro. It was only when we got back to her room that I remembered that there are no girls at Princeton. FML”
We were thinking that afterward Holmes could have a bad case of the munchies and see Watson as a big steak, you know, with a bowler hat.
Man, everything is just awesome when you are the government.
#55: While a state legislator, Barack Obama spearheaded a short-lived effort to make the Illinois state bird The Eagles.
#56: In his desk in the oval office, Barack Obama keeps a revolver with a single bullet, just in case.