Lights up on DAD. SON enters. DAD: Gosh, you really razzed my berries sneaking up on me like that. Whatcha you doing burning the midnight oil? SON: Hey dad I had a question I wanted to ask you. DAD: Shoot straight, slick. SON:…
After a Rhode Island Grand Jury was unable to decide whether to indict Peter Hamiss, 22, on charges of shoplifting, the state called upon an oft forgotten contingency in the justice system: the Grandiose Jury. At 12:14 P.M., the Grandiose Jury was heralded up the steps…
Some useful distinctions to help prepare yourself for a math class at Princeton! Myth: You will learn how to prove interesting mathematical statements like “e^iπ+1=0”. Math: You will struggle to prove the most trivial mathematical statements. This will lead you down an existential…
This is probably a long shot, since I’m not sure how much you remember from last night, but I’m putting this out there anyway. I was sitting in the third row of the crowd at the arch sing during the Tigressions’…
Christina Paxson (Brown University) A young, spry, 55 year-old seductress, Christina Paxson was elected the 19th President of Brown University back in 2012. And ever since then, Brown’s balmy Rhode Island campus has never been hotter! As President, Paxson has…