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Princeton Fraternity Sends Pledges to Mars

Yesterday afternoon, Princeton fraternity Sigma Omega Kappa announced that they have officially become the first collegiate fraternity, or organization of any kind, to successfully land “a fricken dude on Mars.” Tiger managed to land an exclusive interview with SOK Rush Chair, Ted Callahan ‘17, to discuss the…

Disappointing Wormhole Leads Directly to Sizzler in Muncie, Indiana

Earlier this week, NASA probe 141-R made international news by successfully pinpointing the location of the first ever documented wormhole. The probe’s previously mundane mission to the moon, a routine visit mainly for purposes of sediment examination, took a turn for the strange upon the discovery of…