Collin Berger

Joined: October 5, 2010
Articles: 2

Archives, Politics

Republicans’ Pledge to America: Translation from Politicianese to Real-World English

The Democrats are evil and will devour your souls. The American people, meaning Republicans because only Republicans are real Americans, do not support a Democratic government. We Americans wrote this pledge to state this because we did not think it…

Collin Berger
February 21, 2011

Archives, Entertainment

Why Living in an Action Movie Would Suck

Car chases. Beautiful love interests. Exotic locations, intense fight scenes, and snappy one-liners. No matter how you look at it, pretty much any action movie is about a thousand times more bitchin’ than anything you’ve ever experienced in your own…

Collin Berger
November 4, 2010