Timeline of a Bro’s Date
4:30 pm Decided to take my girl to Olive Garden after I thought about last time I went there with my bro Mike. We only ordered breadsticks and Dos Equis. It was savage. 4:35 pm Got the tips re-frosted. 4:45 pm Throw on…
4:30 pm Decided to take my girl to Olive Garden after I thought about last time I went there with my bro Mike. We only ordered breadsticks and Dos Equis. It was savage. 4:35 pm Got the tips re-frosted. 4:45 pm Throw on…
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