Last year, FEMA pulled their children’s coloring book about 9/11 from their website after a public outcry drew attention to the publication. (Seriously. We wish we were making this up. On the plus side, potty training is easy when you…
Princeton University, home to thousands of brilliant minds from diverse intellectual backgrounds, is encouraging its students and faculty to work across departments to gain insight into risky drinking behavior. Scholars of all disciplines are encouraged to attend symposiums held every…
The 109th Nobel Prize ceremony’s popular annual laureate reunion death match to the death and subsequent country club superlative brunch were smashing successes, as always. Here are the results: Entrants registered in one of three categories: lightweight, for fighters under…
Tell me, O muse, of that resourceful man Protagacles who wandered far and wide after ravaging the sacred city… actually, O muse, first bestow upon me a diction not so abstruse and unwieldy. There. Much better. In the town of…
Michael Jackson, the long-reigning King of Pop, has died, leaving behind a bankrupt estate, grieving subjects, and a treacherous power vacuum. The king’s sudden death came as a shock, and rumors suggest he may even have been poisoned by a…