To the editors of Tiger Magazine, In regards to your past “joke issue,” I must object to your faux op-ed piece “Pyramids so Velly Good in Middle Kingdom.” I would have you know that many Ancient Egyptian-American alums are circulating…
The Trustee Committee on Honorary Degrees has recently announced that it intends to honor this remarkable pair in what one spokesman described as “long overdue recognition.” The degrees, which are normally given out as part of commencement ceremonies, will instead…
…Continued from Tiger’s November 2006 issue After the failure of her plan to dispose of Snow White `09 with an enchanted halogen lamp, Snow White `09’s evil step-roommate slipped into a brooding depression. Like every evil queen who lands in…
…Continued from Tiger’s September 2006 issue The appointed day arrived for Snow White ’09 to return to her suite in the Kingdom of Wilson. While the evil queen looked on with a (classic) evil smirk, Snow White ’09 strolled into…
In response to last month’s announcement by the International Astronomical Union that Pluto was no longer a planet, IUPAC, the international group of chemists with a name too long to bother writing, has announced that plutonium will be removed from…