Is Your Avatar Depressed? A Second-McCosh Quiz
1. Is your Avatar depressed? Yes/No If yes, skip questions 2- 15 2. Are your Avatar’s dreams pleasant or unpleasant? a. None of the time b. Some of the time c. Most of the time d. All of the time…
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Brought to you by Tiger Magazine* If you’re like most people you arrived at Princeton a few weeks ago ready to kick academic ass. By the second week, though, most remember that Princeton can be challenging. By the third they…
Tiger Magazine Cover – September 2007 Issue
This September 2007 Cover highlights the attempted sale of Princeton University on popular online auction site Ebay. 261-year-old institution of higher learning, in fair to average condition. FIRST PLACE US NEWS RANKINGS!!! Social scene in need of repair. Will put…
Snapshots of Princeton – September 2007
Bill Frist comes to Princeton “And can you point out for the court the person or persons responsible?” “So what’s your thesis topic going to be?” “If anybody else has promising ideas they’d like to see destroyed, just let me…
Chairman’s Address – September 2007 Issue
Welcome, Freshmen, to Princeton University. You have no doubt heard that once again we are ranked Number One. Yep, we have been pumping iron for 8 straight years, beating back Harvard and Yale. Sure, it’s true that 64 college presidents…