Changes Trump Has Made to the White House
President Trump has made quite a few changes to the White House to bring it up to his standards. Through our network of top secret connections, we here at the Tiger have managed to get a copy of the list…
Ana DeJesus
The National Parks Suck and We All Know it
Our national parks have been a source of American pride for decades, a symbol of our love for our land. And if you’ve ever actually been to one, you also know they’re complete garbage. That’s right: we can all finally…
It is the Burger King
It is the Burger King Strange traveler, I warn you Ahead lies only sizzling destruction The crackling voice of Temptation seduces those who brave the drive-thru line Ruin and terror await behind glass double doors I beg of you, Do…
New Evidence Suggests The Native Americans Had Dibs
WASHINGTON—Leading historians from the Smithsonian Institute revealed Tuesday that new evidence has emerged suggesting that the Native Americans had previously called dibs on the land now comprising much of the continental United States. “Based on a modern translation of a…
What is Barack Obama Going to Do Now?
Try out bangs Demonstrate exercise equipment in late-night infomercials Finally let out that fart he’s been holding in for eight years Take an 18-minute nap Force Sarah McLachlan into retirement and sing “In the Arms of An Angel” for…