In This Polarized Political Climate, Americans Can’t Seem to Agree On Anything Other Than The Clear Superiority Of My Basketball Skills Sometimes I worry about the direction this country is taking. Between this disaster of an election season and the…
Well, this isn’t good. Remember when Republicans in Congress refused to confirm President Obama’s nomination of Merrick Garland to the Supreme Court, leaving the recently deceased Justice Antonin Scalia’s seat vacant? Turns out that wasn’t such a great idea after…
Hello, citizens of Trump’s America. It is I, Hillary Clinton, the person you wish you had elected president. These past few weeks have been tough for all of us. Some of you are frightened of what the next four years…
Self-driving car manufacturers are reportedly attempting to assuage consumer fears that their products do not adequately replicate mankind’s capacity for reckless, idiotic, and deeply selfish decision-making on the road. Industry reports emerged Wednesday suggesting that researchers at several large…
So, it’s been more than a month since the day the middle of America emerged from their underground tunnels to elect a xenophobic, spray-tanned member of the Lollipop Guild as President of the United States. If you’re anything like me,…