Let’s talk about sex!
The best protection is education–what do you know about sex? Having sexual urges doesn’t make you a bad person: only disrespecting the flag makes you a bad person. And also having sex. Having sex makes you a bad person. STD’s…
Ana DeJesus
Who is Your Hollywood Husband?
Hey girls! Are you SICK and tired of boys at school acting stupid? Does your romantic life stink? It’s time you found yourself a REAL red carpet-worthy man! Take this personality quiz to find your star-studded soulmate! 1) You don’t…
Riddle Me This, Feminists: What Walks on Four Legs in the Morning, Two Legs in the Afternoon, and Three Legs at Night?
As you know, America’s men are under attack these days by the constant barrage of anti-male propaganda known as feminism. Though these misandrists think that they have an answer for everything, there is one question that has so far stumped…
I’m Glad that Marvel Is Releasing a New Female Superhero, but I’m Not Sure “Super Wonder Penis Sucking Woman” is the Right Way to Go About It
When I first heard that Marvel was adding a new female role to its male-dominated superhero lineup, I could not contain my excitement. Finally, I thought, some progress in Hollywood. But when the movie finally came out, I became pretty…
Mattel’s Bold New Line of Barbie Dolls
Throughout her illustrious history, Barbie has held a wide variety of professions. However, she still has not reached the full scope of her potential, and we at Mattel are excited to announce a few brand new Barbie dolls, in stores…