Let’s be honest: Who hasn’t walked through a museum at some point in their life and thought to themselves that archaeologists are full of baloney? I certainly have. For instance, when I was visiting the Istanbul Archaeology Museum this summer, I found some examples of artifacts that the museum clearly didn’t fully appreciate. Here are my “alternative” explanations for the origins of these pieces:
The Chariot Safety PSA

The Ancient Brady Bunch

The Persian Laughing at a Headless Greek

The Proto-Bros

The Ancient Greek Prozac Commercial

-SRS ’13 and JRV ’12