Oh, The Things I Would Do To Rashida Jones, Star of NBC’s Parks and Recreation

Fry her up some of my famous huevos rancheros.

Urge her to take enrichment classes at her local community college.

Build a gazebo for her back yard. That’s right, an entire gazebo.

Pay for the dim sum and the gelato.

Upside-down lovemaking.

-DJA ’13