- Wilford Brimley impersonator
- Contestant on The Biggest Loser
- Unemployed, along with 9.3% of the rest of the population
- Used car dealer
- Pimping out ho ho ho’s
- Janitor at MIT who solves graduate-level math problems on random blackboards
- Walmart greeter
- Rabbi
- UPS delivery guy
- Bouncer
– MES ’14